fuckyeahdementia:

How do stupid people reproduce?

Wow.

It never occurred to these people that sexual preference was not a choice, that it’s genetic.

Fascinating, horrifying, and distinctly fundamentalist.

Not if I have to dress like that douchebag.

(via Mondo 2000 Asks – R U A Cyberpunk?)

Not if I have to dress like that douchebag.

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From scratch, yo. #pizza (Taken with instagram)

From scratch, yo. #pizza (Taken with instagram)

What in the fuck were these morons thinking? Perhaps they weren’t?

If memory serves me, most laundromats have the “auto-lock” feature clearly labeled on the machines. Furthermore, if you’ve ever seen what one of these does to cloths, why would you assume a kiddo would enjoy a ride in a heated, rotating, vomit box?

Parenting Fail at a Laundromat (by PrincessZenbra)

Yowzers, tough life.

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Yowzers, tough life.

(via Did You Know Gaming? – A Trivia Site For Hardcore Gamers)

Maybe I believe GOD™ removes people from my life to keep me from hurting them for posting stupid fucking inspirational quotes on the Internet.

Maybe I believe GOD™ removes people from my life to keep me from hurting them for posting stupid fucking inspirational quotes on the Internet.

Derp, praise Jeebuz.

(via 11 Eye-Opening Highlights From a Creationist Science Textbook - 11Points.com)

Derp, praise Jeebuz.

(via 11 Eye-Opening Highlights From a Creationist Science Textbook - 11Points.com)

Fashion Nazi.

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Fashion Nazi.

(via Scott Scheidly’s “Portraits” | Spoke Art)

How are these still on the market? #notbeer (Taken with instagram)

How are these still on the market? #notbeer (Taken with instagram)